2004 - 2009
The Gift of Uncooked Meat on 2006-03-26
My sister's throwing up right, left and centre and I'm the only one home with her.
Our parents are not much more than a hundred miles away and they're not showing up until mid afternoon.
And what's more, I've been instructed to keep away from her by my dad, which makes my sister even more out. The closest I've gone is forcing flat Coke down her.