GODFATHER on 2006-10-26
SCENE.
My Dad walks into an Italian shop to buy some sausages. He talks in an Italian accent, because he's an idiot. The guy in the shop is actually Italian.
Rosie's Dad: I'll have ...two sausages.
Man: What type of sausage do you want?
Rosie's Dad: Two sausages [points out]
Man: Okay. I'll get them for you.
As the Italian man secures the sale, my Dad's mobile phone goes off, with his ring tone playing.
And that's right.
It plays the Godfather theme.
END SCENE.
It's really true. I swear!
Rosie xxx